Ok, here it is. After a lifetime of doing my darndest to follow the rules, I may have broken a few. OMG, it is true. What have I done, you ask?
My dear, devoted readers deserve to know the truth about me.
1. Many times when reading a book I skip to the last page to find out who lives and who dies. I can’t bear the suspense.
2. I have been known to taste a grape in the grocery store without purchasing any.
3. I have forged my husband’s signature on checks.
4. I called in sick once when I just wanted to lay in bed for one more hour.
5. I purchase food at the grocery store deli for work potlucks, and transfer it to MY crystal serving glassware, so everyone thinks I'm a domestic rockstar.
That's enough for today. I may divulge more dark secrets in future posts. Stay tuned!
That's enough for today. I may divulge more dark secrets in future posts. Stay tuned!
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