Did you know that if you're a non-smoker you're going to cost the government more in healthcare dollars, social security, and pensions than if you were a smoker? It seems it's because you'll live 10 years longer than a smoker. Now if you're a true patriot you will do your part for the economy and future generations and be unhealthy! I don't smoke and I don't want to, but I can do other things to help the government stay afloat. Butter, I love butter! Bring on the butter. And ice cream, and potato chips,and french fries. No more exercise, the sooner my ateries become completely clogged, the better. I don't want to be selfish and charge up a big bill with angiograms, stress tests, cardiograms or stents. Just give me enough butter to clog a big artery. There will be no bill at all for my insurance company or the government, and I'll go happy with a big buttery grin!
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