The News From Whispering Pines

It is my sad duty to chronicle the temporary loss of Lenny's Bar and Grill. As the waters of the Mouse River rose to flood stage in Minot, ND, the ground around Whispering Pines became completely saturated and water began to seep and then flow into Mr. and Mrs. Brewer's basement, fondly known by friends and family as Lenny's Bar and Grill.

The Brewers' along with Lenny's son, Nathan, worked tirelessly in an attempt to save the carpet. It was not to be.

When Mr. Brewer's feet were leaving squish marks in the carpet it was time to change gears to rescue mode. They moved the furniture and stuff (better known as junk) that a person stores in the basement to higher ground. Most of it went upstairs or into the garage. The furniture was moved onto the pool table.

Discerning readers and frequent patrons of LB & G will be pleased to learn that not one of the albums from Mr. Brewer's extensive collection of old country artists was damaged. (A few corners of the jackets got wet, but Mrs. Brewer strung them out all over the house to make sure they dried out properly.) The Montgomery Ward console stereo was one of the first things to be rescued.

Mr. Brewer's love of country music helps to get him through trying times. The lyrics that soulfully tell sad stories of love and loss help him feel understood and united with others in disappointment, frustration, and difficulties of all kinds. Johnny Cash's "How High's the Water, Mama" seems appropriate for this week's challenges.

How high's the water, mama?
Two feet high and risin'
How high's the water, papa?
Two feet high and risin'

We can make it to the road in a homemade boat
That's the only thing we got left that'll float
It's already over all the wheat and the oats,
Two feet high and risin'

(Notice to patrons of Lenny's Bar and Grill: He will be open on a limited basis for burgers, beer, and bull****. Weather permitting guests can be seated on lawn chairs in the garage or on the deck.)