Time on My Hands

I have had the pleasure this week of staying in Fargo with the precious Eliza while her parents vacation on the Oregon coast.   

We've painted, created fun things with play dough, played games and done gymnastics with cousins. And it's only Tuesday! 

Eliza goes to Montesorri Preschool during the day so I have been using my spare time to do things I don't normally have time for. Like reading fun facts on the Internet. I made a huge discovery yesterday. I have known for many years that I have A negative blood. What I did NOT know is that I may have descended from aliens. Apparently aliens visited the earth many, many years ago and mated with humans. There is no other explanation for A negative blood. It is rare and can be deadly for a baby if his/her blood type doesn't match the mother's. The mother needs to have a shot of immunoglobulin so there is no allergic reaction. Now why would a baby be allergic to it's own mother? Doesn't make evolutionary sense for a mother to reject her own baby. Has to be from an alien impregnation. Also, humans inherited the Rh factor in their blood from the Rhesus monkey, that's what Rh means. No monkey has Rh negative blood. Wallah! Has to be aliens. I can't believe I got to be 61 years old without knowing this. I read further and found out there are certain characteristics that people with Rh negative blood share. 

     - Being sensitive to heat. (All of my dear,devoted readers know this about me.)

     - Having a lower body temperature. (Not sure)

     - Having red hair. (No.)

     - Having blue, green or hazel colored eyes. (Hazel.)

     -Having more physical and emotional awareness. (I think so.)

     - Having a higher IQ. (Don't all intelligent people believe in alien visitations?)

These characteristics are not really conclusive for me, but I read on because I was fascinated. It seems aliens may be tracking those of us with Rh negative blood. Yikes! They better not take me before Eliza's other Gramma gets here to take over. I read in one reliable source that aliens may want our body fat to use for biofuel. If that's the case, they can have mine. I do occasionally get a longing to frolic with the stars. And I thought I was plain 'ol Norwegian. 

  I should probably get back to my daytime job. And not be seduced by alternative facts.